Owala Flip Water Bottle

Lets pretend this is the best product description youve ever read. Youre wowed by my one-handed flip straw and triple-layered insulation, and awed by my color options. By this point, youre not just trying to decide whether you should drop me in your cart, but rather who else deserves me. Your mom? Your boss? That special someone youre trying to impress? Maybe all the above. Now you see it. Now you dont. Equally loved by magicians and germaphobes alike, my flip-up straw easily opens with one hand when youre feeling parched, then tucks tidily away to help protect it from microscopic monsters. And full-size ones, too.